BLUESSS

'Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.'

FIGHT CLUB 

[DUB] GEORGE LENTON - SORRY

[ROCK] THEM CROOKED VULTURES - SCUMBAG BLUES

[TRIP-HOP] SNEAKER PIMPS - WALKING ZERO

[SOUL] CILLA .K - EVIL CHILD

[POP] MADONNA - FROZEN

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Scuzziest Filthstep Countdown Ever

25 Tracks that will leave you feeling tortuously raped from all orifices by a T-Rex sex starved since the Ice Age..

15. Get a Bit More [Skism Remix] - Foreign Beggars

Sounds like...The soul shattering shame of being merked by Justin Beiber. 

14. Take That [Doorly Remix] - Wiley & Chew Fu

Sounds like..Banging a malfunctioning robot in a swimming pool.

13. Turn the Lights Out [JFB Remix] - Hadouken

 Sounds like...12 year old helpless Harrow wannabe hoodlums chirpsing tanorexic trashy slore-bags at an underage rave.

12. How Low [J. Lindley Remix] - Ludacris

Sounds like..Booty bounce olympics for pre-teens.

11. Hate You - Tek One ft. Cullen

Sounds like..Being awoken in the early hours of Christmas morning, 1993 to a rawkus racket of disturbingly feral screams..What could it be? You creep along the landing and peer through the crack through the door which the noise is filtered through, only to realize with blood curdling horror that yr beloved Mother is being sexually ravaged by yr once sincerely trusted hero, Santa. Serious.

10. Infinity [Flufftronix Remix - The XX

Sounds like..Getting locked in the tube after closing and being haunted by the lost spirit of love.

9. Sleepyhead [Borgore Remix] - Passion Pit

Sounds like..A dream about being murdered by Nintendo 64. Blippy sparkles sprinkled over a spunk stained baseline.

8. Paradise Circus [Zeds Dead Remix] - Massive Attack

Sounds like..Falling in love with a mirage of the devil in a failed suicide attempt induced coma.

7. Sierra Leone - Mt Eden Dubstep

Sounds like..Falling for hours from the highest cliff top before finally plunging into a haunted glacial watery abyss. Cause of death=hypothermic asphyxiation.

6. Gold Dust [Flux Pavilion Remix] - DJ Fresh

Sounds like..Reclining upon the cushiest clouds in the sky whilst gazing at a group of golden elite high class whores performing an orgy for your own personal entertainment.

5. I Luv U [George Lenton Remix] - Dizzee Rascal

Sounds like..Yr little sister being royally juiced up by the same rude bois that stole her Nokia 3310 last weekend, backed up against a brick wall in an alley behind Brixton's grimiest squat rave. No gloves, all love. Grim.

4. Chainsaw Calligraphy [Kanji Kinetic Remix] - 16bit

Sounds like...Goriest artery slitting massacre ever known to disgrace the planet. Bloodcore.

3. Sick Tonight [Doctor P Remix] - Dan Le Sac Vs. Scoobius Pip

Sounds like..Being dry humped by a pneumatic drill. Glitch like you dunnoe.

2. Harry [Bare Noize Remix] - Medison ft. Skrein

Sounds like..Absinthe fairies with needles for fingernails whispering sweet nothings into yr ears drums whilst simultaneously etching satanic prophesies on to them. Darkly.

1. Pornstep ft. The Highbury Whores - Dodge & Fuski
Sounds like.. The dawn chorus of Sycophantic silicone-ized groupies getting gangbanged backstage after a raucous Black Sabbath concert. Pornographic poetry.

Tongue Nectar

Cafe Nero Got It Right..

Surr-eeahsly the best drink invented since tea itself. Way better than Frappuccino's with their overload of gritty ice shards that make that annoying rattling sound when yr carrying it on the tube and dilute it so much it becomes syrup water OR even worse is when it turns into a mocha slush puppie and goes all frozen so you can't even suck anything up. Fuck Frappuccio's mate, Frappe's are the future.

Treats+++


[chunky chocolate chip] Kelis - Milkshake [Choreo Re-Metal]
[vanilla syrup] Bassnectar - Magical World ft. Nelly Furtado *
[strawberry whipped cream] - Sleigh Bells - Run the Heart [Bassnectar Remix]
[triple shot expresso] - Doctor P - Sweet Shop [Flux Pavilion Remix]

Most Ironic Match Since The Lady & The Tramp..

So M.I.A, British musician, producer and activist, known for her brazen attitude and outspoken political opinions recently released her debut album /\/\ /\ Y /\ in June 2010 starring guest vocals on the track 'Teqkilla' from the one and only Miss Minaj AKA Black Barbie..
What does M.I.A's music notoriously stand for?  Supporting independence movements, revolution versus war, speaking out for those oppressed in third-world countries, the inequality hushed up in democratic governments, fighting for change and support for those who are unable to do so. Her music has engaged millions, and continues to do so as it provokingly addresses some of the ultimately pressing issues in our society today.

Nicki Minaj. AKA Nicki Lewinsky, AKA Roman Zolanski, AKA Harajuku Barbie... Gotta love her. I will not have one bad word said against this bitch, but she pretty much represents the direct opposite of everything M.I.A. stands for. Indulging in needlessly excessive wealth, fame, drug taking, sex...fuckette, why not?



Although I guess you could say they're both..err. fighters, fighting for entirely opposite things but still... fighters.. hmm..
When 'Teqkilla' came out the shock was so severe I nearly chomped through my tongue. But seriously people, Does nobody see the blatant irony in this?
Its an ace promotional track though, awesome bass + beat.  


Best line- 'That’s why I never ever take them to my mattress/
I tell them meet me in the sky and that’s my address'


M.I.A.- Teqkilla ft. Nicki Minaj


M.I.A. - Steppin' Up [Caligula Remix]


Nicki Minaj- Massive Attack