PETER FUCKING JACKSON

The zombie-flesh-splattered, colossal film maker, producer and screenwriter Sir Peter Robert Jackson was born on HALLOWEEN 1961 and grew up in New Zealand. He was an only child and learnt how to create his own amusement at an early age. On Christmas 1969, Peter's parents got an 8mm camera and his life was forever changed. 

He won international attention early in his career with his splatstick horror comedies, before coming to mainstream prominence with Heavenly Creatures. He is also known for 'Bad Taste' a splatstick alien comedy and 'Meet the Feebles' which has been described as 'The Muppet show on acid'.

PJ is commonly known for his particularly grandiose Lord of the Rings film adaptations, the equally astounding District 9 and his 2005 version of King Kong. So basically, biiiiig big films, legendary, the kind that need to be seen on a gigantic ferris wheel sized screens causing eyes to drip and glisten accompanied by deafening, eardrum bursting surround sound..
But i'm into the young, reckless gorestruck Jackson. When once his films were so grotesquely manipulated that they had to invent a new genre for them that became known as 'splatstick' horror... describing the bloody eyeball on the top his horror ice cream sundae poifectleh. Theres nothing I like more than listening to the sticky splat of a mutilated brain popping out of a head and being gulped down by a ravenous bystander, or to see a lung being punctured open on to a newly mopped  patio floor.. some say its disturbing, some say I should be on the local Pysch ward but I say Splatstick beats Horror hands down.

Of all his films my personal favourite is definitly 'Braindead', sometimes known by another title, 'Dead Alive' which he released in 1992. The mock sunshine-ey 'Pleasantville'-esque atmosphere contrasts beautifully with the sudden Buckfast-bottle-to-the-back-of-the-head shock of butterz beyond belief violence. The film features extensive special effects including miniature trams, stop motion and a plethora of gory make-up effects. 


Love Zombies Much? 
Go Get Braindead..... <-- <--Vatch eet herr..

The Answer

DIE ANTWOORD

DIE ANTWOORD describe themslves as 'A futuristic rap crew from South Africa who represent a new rap style called ZEF'..dann owe!

They have 3 members, NINJA stretched skinny white trash gangster covered in sketchily drawn tattoos who raps about his 'penis of the nation',  ¥O-LANDI VI$$ER with her rat collection and pimp coat made from white rats stitched together and DJ HI-TEK on the decks.

I have literally been left speeechless with this one, let the music do the talking..

Skin FTW...

FAKE SKIN BODYSUITS?...lyk, oh em gee

Photographer Nicole Tran Ba Vang is known for her unique surrealist work involving digitally manipulated "human flesh apparels". She resides in Paris and speaks of her work as being an exploration of society's obsessiveness with image and the strengths and flaws that are carried with it. Her latest collection is entitled 'Printemps/Ete', which showcases removable bum bums, boob bras and other bodily oddities. Personally I'm not quite sure what to make of this exhibition, although it certainly says something about the latest plastic surgery craze that seems to have swept the nation and continues to poke its meddling head full of pointless plastic promises of perfection around unwanted doorframes....

Miss Tran Ba Vang's latest work can be found >> herrrr <<

Celebrity Skin - Hole ***

Whats inside a Girl? - The Cramps ***

Salt Skin [Alex Metric Remix] - Ellie Goulding **

Only Skin - Johanna Newsom

Warped Music Videos

Dir En Grey - Obscure


Daft Punk - Prime Time of Your life


Losers - Flush


Angelspit - Vena Cava


The Cure - Lullaby


Nina Hagen - Zarah


Aphex Twin - Windowlicker


Nine Inch Nails - Closer


Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun


Grum-Can't Shake This Feeling


High Rankin - Meow


Vast - Pretty When You Cry


Moby - Natural Blues


The Knife - Marble House


Massive Attack - Butterfly Caught


Mr. Oizo - Positif


Tool-Schism


Lolo Ferarri - Airbag Generation


Billy Ray Martin - Je Regrette Everything


Teenage Jesus & The Jerks - Orphans


The Spice Girls - Viva Forever


Tom Petty & The Heart Breakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance

@ G!RL & @ GUN

Glam gash zombie killah filthy slut whore electro.

A Girl And A Gun is 20 yr old Sophie B hailing from Huntsville, Alabama. She has received a lot of blog hype from having hook ups with Palms Out Sounds and has collaborated with and/or been remixed by artists such as Mustard Pimp, A1 Bassline, Gaetan, and Overthrill. I was shocked to discover that Sophie was so young, having listened to her tracks I thought they were produced amazingly well. Her latest album 'Killerella' is available to buy now on itunes >>here<<

Uppercut -IllStM ft. A Girl and a Gun

Fool feat A Girl and A Gun- Beserkergang

Unleash Hell - Trashing Teenagers ft. A Girl and a Gun

beetle gum- Mustard Pimp ft. A Girl and a Gun

Whomp That Sucka [A1 Bassline Remix] - A Girl and a Gun

Teenage Blitz! [Dave Scorch Remix] - A Girl and a Gun

[Late] Halloween Hype

Eclectic Halloween Playlist.
..for next Halloween seeing as i've been so late with this :3

Nobody Likes You When You're Dead- Zombina & The Skeletones  [perky pop/rockabilly play tune]

Nowhere to Run This Time [Datsik & Excision Remix] - Apex [stalker masked meathead merker gore-step]
The Fear [Richie Panic & UFO Remix] - Lily Allen [beautiful trapped in turquoise bubblegum anxiety] *
Up Jumped The Devil - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - [horror blues] *
Dracula's Wedding [Ft. Kelis] - Outkast [in love with a monster]
Hells Bells -AC/DC [classic screechy 80s rock anthem with legendary 18 minute guitar solo..not really]
Omen - The Prodigy [punk rave core amnesia]
Freakshow - Britney Spears [halloween masquerade bondage orgy]
I Was A Teenage Werewolf - The Cramps [howling horror show psychobilly blues]
Youth Blood [bubblegum sci-fi remix] - Jinder [baby vampire rave] *
Zerospace - Kidneytheives [psycho-vamp bitch rock]
Ghosts [The Toxic Avenger Remix] - Ladytron [electroclash melancholic end of the night club track] *
Zombie Appocalypse - Vaski [resident evil on playstation..more dutty dubstep]
B R Right- Trina Ft. Ludacris [not really anything to do with halloween but its a little bit scary..ish]
Sunglasses at Night - Tiga [electro gary glitter midnight murderer]
Zombie Revenge - Mustard Pimp [epileptic narcissistic zombies at fabric]
Thriller - Michael Jackson [no description necessary]
Zumbie ft. Andy Milonakis - Major Lazer [jokes rasta zombie freestyle]

Paramount Gash #1

LILLIE LANGTRY

 

Lillie Langtry (13 October 1853 – 12 February 1929), born Emilie Charlotte Le Breton, was a British actress born on the island of Jersey. A renowned beauty, she was nicknamed the "Jersey Lily" and had a number of prominent lovers, including the future king of England, Edward VII.

She was a proper little whore though, famous for her scandalous affairs as a royal mistress during the Victorian era but more so for being a successful Victorian actress and fashion icon.

When the Bustle was invented around the 1860's, Lillie became known for her own brand, the Langtry Bustle. The usual bustle was a painful contraption, a skeletal whalebone cage worn underneath the momentous mountains of material that were Victorian dresses. This kooky little butt booster was actually referred to as 'the dress improver'.
But the blatantly annoying problem with the Bustle was that you couldn't sit down anywhere incase you broke it. I can imagine that the women would have to manage just perching, leaning up against things. How embaressingly spectacular would it be if you accidentally sat down and splintered your brand new bustle. 'I do apologize I seem to have fractured my rear end, please excuse me!' ..or better 'I've bust my bustle!'....oh dear

So Lillie's Bustle came to rescue all women and relieve them from their tortuous infinite standing duties. It was made kind of like a fan, it collapsed into itself so that you could sit without doing any damage.
And was said to be “one of the most extraordinary inventions in the whole history of fashion.”
Yay.

BUY A BUSTLE?!

So enough Victorian back chat for now..